[threefreeze]

shakespeare was ahead of his time

[nshait]

reblog if baby don’t hurt me just played in your head in perfect tonality

[languorwine]

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

[baku]

game developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

me, no friends mcFuck: great

[egberts]

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

[bopeep]

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

[rain-force]

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person in the world

[ostracizedpoodle]

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

[seedy]

“haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

[jacobshutup]

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

[lazypacific]

 

[cobaltdays]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[earthnation]

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

[marniethedog]

I love shopping!

[ninjagiry]

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

[jigglypuffsvevo]

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude